Espresso

This is a rant.  Be prepared.

It's kind of a wonder how you can be so outside of yourself, but the instant you get that wonderful coffee frappuccino (made with soy milk and two shots of espresso... and of course! whipped cream...) you're back in action!  Ohhh the wonders of good espresso and all of is caffeinated goodness.  It gives you that feeling of being invincible and vulnerable all at the same time.  Kind of reminiscent of driving a Jeep for the first time or making love after a bad argument.  Those are the good things in life:  Jeep drives, espresso, and -making love-.

You know what else is good?  Pulling song lyrics out of your ass for -two hours- while you're on said espresso high.  I'm tellin' you... all you need for some dank tunes is a maraca (or two in my case), a few cool toddlers, and, well... espresso.  Oh man, me and this Toddler Band I've got goin' on has got some serious swagger.  We've got class.  We've got style.  But best of all, we have EPIC SONGS.

So, needless to say, our songs today were about not eating each other (because  teeth are only for eating monsters) and standing on your own two feet.  Good lessons to learn.

Espresso.  Gives me the courage I need every time I consume it.

Brave on the rocks.  Brave on the rocks.  Brave on the rocks.  BRAVE-- all the time.